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- Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late. — Sam Levenson
- Burn bread every day boy, no toaster — Drake
- She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to… — Red Skelton
- I once went out with this wild girl. She made French toast and got her tongue caught in the toaster. — Rodney Dangerfield
- When I need bread, I grab the toaster and stick niggas for they crumbs. — Akinyele
- I think anything can be forced to converge. The problem is that products are about tradeoffs, and you begin to make tradeoffs… — Tim Cook
- When you sit down to design something, it can be anything, a car, a toaster, a house, a tall building or a… — Tinker Hatfield
- Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? — Dave Barry