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• The sand dunes look like two tits. — Valentino Garavani
• There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces. — Joan Crawford
• I dress like an old woman in my real life. If you're having conversations with people, you don't want them to remember… — Jennifer Lawrence
• There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When… — Louis C. K.
• When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
• Though, as he was torn into a pink upper air, she was a good craft to ride in, for her belly was… — Thomas Keneally
• Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful… — Zoe Saldana
• If I want to put my tits on my back, it's nobody's business but my own, — Cher
• I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've… — Dolly Parton
• Critics are like ticks on a dog or tits on a motor: ornamental but dysfunctional. — Edward Abbey
• People just don't know how to handle it if a woman uses smarts and brains rather than tits. — Tracy Bonham
• Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a… — Tina Fey

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