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105 Tits quotes by 81 unique authors

The sand dunes look like two tits. — Valentino Garavani
There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces. — Joan Crawford
I dress like an old woman in my real life. If you're having conversations with people, you don't want them to remember you as the… — Jennifer Lawrence
There's a reason it's called 'girls gone wild' and not 'women gone wild'. When girls go wild, they show their tits. When women go wild,… — Louis C. K.
When you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, 'Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing… — Arnold Schwarzenegger
Though, as he was torn into a pink upper air, she was a good craft to ride in, for her belly was firm and her… — Thomas Keneally
Look at me. I’m skinny, I have a big nose, no tits and no ass, but in a room full of beautiful women, I would… — Zoe Saldana
If I want to put my tits on my back, it's nobody's business but my own, — Cher
I do have big tits. Always had 'em - pushed 'em up, whacked 'em around. Why not make fun of 'em? I've made a fortune… — Dolly Parton
Critics are like ticks on a dog or tits on a motor: ornamental but dysfunctional. — Edward Abbey
People just don't know how to handle it if a woman uses smarts and brains rather than tits. — Tracy Bonham
Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a… — Tina Fey
There's even one for your titties. I haven't done the boobs mask one yet-you just stick it on your tits, apparently. I have to try… — Courtney Love
Tits are inconsequential, but someone pass me that kitten — Lierre Keith
They grew really quickly. One minute I didn't have any tits and the next I had the biggest tits in the world — Tracey Emin
Women smirk at baldness. How adorable would they find it if they began to lose their breasts in their late twenties? If both tits just… — Augusten Burroughs
Whether it's food or women, the ones on front street are supermodels. Big hair, big tits, big trouble, but the one you come home to… — Eddie Huang
Walking the streets on winter nights kept him warm, despite the cold nocturnal passions of uprising winds. His footsteps led between trade-marked houses, two up… — Alan Sillitoe
I don't want to be some skinny mini with my tits out. I really don't want to do it and I don't want people confusing… — Adele
Too many piglets not enough tits. — Abraham Lincoln
Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had… — Jim Bouton
I'm feminine: I'm wearing a skirt, I own a bra. I think that whole big blonde look has been taken over by transsexuals now. I'm… — Alice Glass
So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided it would be… — Russell Howard
It's my body and if I want to do it like Michael Jackson, I will. My nose bothered me for a long time. Now it's… — Cher
They always pencil in my boobs. I was only angry when they were really droopy... For King Arthur, for a poster, they gave me these… — Keira Knightley

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