Tits Quotes

105 Tits quotes by 81 unique authors

They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but I find it's often in huge tits, too. — Brad Wilkerson
A woman’s beauty is supposed to be her grand project and constant insecurity. We’re meant to shellac our lips with five different glosses, but always… — Molly Crabapple
There are gods in Alabama: Jack Daniel's, high school quarterbacks, trucks, big tits, and also Jesus. — Joshilyn Jackson
He felt a little lost, after that experience. Lost as the girls on their knees. It was a never-ending story of young girls losing themselves,… — Jess C Scott
I like them cute, round tits and fat asses, educated so I can bust off on their glasses. — Luke the Evangelist
I don't watch reality TV much, but sometimes I'll be on the E! channel and see that show "Total Divas", about female wrestlers. It's like,… — Courtney Love
I always had a tremendous interest in big tits. — Russ Meyer
The most nervous I've ever been was on a 250 pound music video which is the first thing I ever did. And I stepped on… — Guy Ritchie
I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's. — Groucho Marx
Tits always look better in a pink sweater. — George Carlin
Last time I really got to know myself it turned out there was a whole gang of bitches in there to deal with. I felt… — Christopher Moore
He liked women with little butts and big tits? Someone had played with one too many barbie dolls as a kid. — Kelley Armstrong
The man was useless as tits on a bull, but he didn't deserve to die like that. — Nora Roberts
I saw the movie, he said. I know what it's about. Listen to this. When girls get to be about twelve or so - he… — Jeffrey Eugenides
Life is just a series of peaks and troughs. And you don't know whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a… — Ricky Gervais
I never knew where I was going, but I ripped the tits off of everything that got in my way. By the time they figured… — Hunter S. Thompson
Sarcasm will make your tits fall off. — Christopher Moore
So basically I did this whole show carrying 100lbs, looking out of one eye, dancing – and then my tits explode at the end. It's… — Lady Gaga
When you lead a life of scholarship you can't be bothered with the humorous realities, you know, tits, that kind of thing. — Harold Pinter
By the tits of Holy Agnes — Hilary Mantel
I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and she… — Karl Lagerfeld
Re'lar Kvothe," he said seriously. "I am trying to wake your sleeping mind to the subtle language the world is whispering. I am trying to… — Patrick Rothfuss
He handed her her cap and sunglasses, then put on his own while she frowned at them. “What is this?” “A disguise.” He grinned at… — Nora Roberts
It was strange to be naked in front of anybody. It was like that cold water out there in the bay: scary, you didn’t think… — Lev Grossman
Good lord woman. If i had tits like yours I'd own half the world by now. — Patrick Rothfuss

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