Tits Quotes

105 Tits quotes by 81 unique authors

For a moment I can't help thinking how decent he is - that there's some hope for him beyond the obnoxious image he displays. Maybe… — Melina Marchetta
If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money… — Richard Kadrey
You want to dance with me, angel tits? — Edward Albee
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits. — Yahtzee Croshaw
You're going to get yourself into a lot of trouble." "Why?" "Because of her right there. Do you know what Daisy would do if you… — Jessica Sorensen
What are you looking at sugar-tits? — Mel Gibson
Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican… — Orebela Gbenga
Ladies, want guys to start paying more attention to you? Then start flashing your tits. — Nikhil Saluja
Society: Every girl is beautiful. Fat girls: Really? Skinny girls: Really? Curvy girls: Really? Scene girls: Really? Preppy girls: Really? Geeky Girls: Really? White girls:… — Harriet Morgan
I'm disappointed in women who feel the need to post a booby picture in order get attention! I would rather be last in the popularity… — Stella
I am a wonderful distraction she never said but actions speak louder than words. I've fallen from the path. And the scourging I deserve. Ancient… — Topper
Holly tits:o I'm bored:/ — Patience
Everytime I see my girlfriends tits they remind me why I pretend to care about what she has to say — Green Monk
So... I was reading this Fascinating study. It shows that Men think about sex every tits seconds. — Green Monk
After centuries of men looking at my tits instead of my eyes and pinching my ass instead of shaking my hand. I now have the… — Unknown Author
I'll do anything to make myself feel pretty again Cause you scarred me and made me forget I was pretty within My friends told me… — Unknown Author
Useless as tits on on bull — Proverb
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits! — Insane Clown Posse
Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I think about it, and that image, that one image is… — Kenny Powers
Dolla, Dolla, ought to promise more of tomorrow then momentary holigrams fix-fix, candy coated excess fit for nothing better than misinterpreted nitwits to spend a… — Dolla
Tell your bitch to stop complainin' 'bout her achey tits — Earl Sweatshirt
1, 2 bitch wat it do 3, 4 drop it to the floor 5, 6 rub her on the the tits 7, 8 make that… — Unknown Author
Now shoot trigga, stop looking at her tits. Get ya own dog, ya heard. Thats my bitch! — Jay-Z
Cum on them tits — 2pac
Bitch , my dolls have bigger tits then you. — Unknown Author

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81 authors contributed a total of 105 Tits Quotes, led by these top contributors: