Tits Quotes

105 Tits quotes by 81 unique authors

Her hands on my dick,my hands on her tits — BasedGodKam
More females should put more value on themselves. Y'all are more than ass, tits and lips so act like it. — Enhance Dreams
Your tits are bigger than your brain b*tch! — Rakii Retondo
I'd go fully nude, but I'd have to have some airbrushing on my tits. — Kelly Osbourne
A lot of these movies, they're really enjoyable to see. Really, it's like smoking crack or something: you walk out, and you feel diminished by… — Ethan Hawke
I have really small tits, and the thought has crossed my mind to get them done. Because I see the girls who are working and… — Stacey Dash
Friends are like tits. Some are real and some are fake. — Behappy
When girls go wild, they show their tits to people. When women go wild, they kill men and drown their kids in a tub. — Louis C. K.
People watching me, I feel like Amber Roses tits. — Childish Gambino
Society: Every girl is beautiful. Fat girls: Really? Skinny girls: Really? Curvy girls: Really? Scene girls: Really? Preppy girls: Really? White girls: Really? Black girls:… — Harriet Morgan
Society these days: (facebook) *slut sends nudes* - eventually gets sent around. - too many pregnent teenagers. - direspect, rude and igorant. - * puts… — Kiara Leigh:*
You are as real as a spray on tan on a women with fake tits and 5 pounds of makeup on! Keep it moven! — Derick Menendez
Girls with big tits get loads of attention — Amit Verma
Friends are like tits. Some are big. Some are small. Some are Real. Some are Fake. — Zhat*gornez
All boyhood's treasure-trovea hortus siccus Of tits and knickers, Baited his unused sex like tsetse flies, Till, maddened, it charged outwithout disguise And made the… — Unknown Author
Im not a slut. I dont let my ass hang out, or wear shirts that show my tits and stomach, I dont put on pounds… — Juanita Kay Ross
I would never mind being in an odd abusive relationship, if my girlfriend would punch me with her tits. — Nikhil Saluja
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits. — Nikhil Saluja
I don't need Prada to show you I'm rich. Pulling out the llama like 'Show me your tits.' Keep crying cause I still ain't over… — Mac Miller
I asked a lady on the street for directions. I know women have no sense of direction, I just wanted to look at her big… — Nikhil Saluja
Personality? You mean her tits? — Nikhil Saluja
I just hired a nineteen year-old russian girl with massive tits to babysit my kids. Now, where the fuck am I going to get some… — Nikhil Saluja
There is a fine line between what you just tweeted and what you see in a big tits girl. — Nikhil Saluja
I wouldn't mind being in an abusive relationship with you babes only if you would punch me with her tits. — Nikhil Saluja
If you stare at someones tits long enough, you'll hear her saying Hey. Look up My face is above — Nikhil Saluja

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