"Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is……" — Jim Bouton
"Jim Pagliaroni joined the club tonight and is going to be a welcome addition. He was describing a girl that one of the ballplayers had been out with and said, “It's hard to say exactly what she looked like. She was kind of Joe Torre with tits.” This joke can only be explained with a picture of Joe Torre. But I'm not sure any exist. He dissolves camera lenses."
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11 Quotes by Jim Bouton
Jim Bouton has 11 quotes on this site.
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Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men…
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Forget goals. Value the process.
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It never hurts to apologize, especially if you don't mean it.
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For a hundred years, the owners screwed the players. For 25 years, the players have screwed the owners-they've got 75…
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Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches.
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If you had a pill that would guarantee a pitcher 20 wins, but might take five years off his life,…
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Back then, if you had a sore arm, the only people concerned were you and your wife. Now it's you,…
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The older they get, the better they were when they were younger.
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You spend a good deal of your life gripping a baseball, and it turns out it was the other way…
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You spend a good piece of your life gripping a baseball and in the end it turns out that it…
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It is the addition of strangeness to beauty that constitutes the romantic character in art.
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