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Thing Quotes by Conan O'Brien
- The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
- Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this can mean only…
- The Republican-controlled House voted to repeal the healthcare bill. If that goes well, they'll see what they can do about this whole 'women voting' thing.
- In Sarah Palin's new book, she says when she first laid eyes on her future husband, she said out loud, 'Thank you, God,' which is…
- As you leave these gates and re-enter society, one thing is certain. Everyone out there is going to hate you. Never tell anyone in a…
- It's a good thing I was born in this century, when superfluous television seems to be part of the economy.
- John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his airplane even though they don't know what they're doing. Then Travolta said he…
- All I ask is one thing, and I’m asking this particularly of young people: please don’t be cynical. I hate cynicism, for the record, it’s…
- If I existed 200 years ago, all the other farmers in my community would be like, 'That guy is worthless! He's sitting on a rock,…
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- As a kid, 'Star Wars' was much more my thing than 'Star Trek' was. — J. J. Abrams
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- It is the role of good journalism to take on powerful abusers, and when powerful abusers are taken on, there's always a… — Julian Assange
- Bad things are not the worst things that can happen to us. Nothing is the worst thing that can happen to us! — Richard Bach