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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Im a firm believer that actors take to work who they arent at home. People show their other self in their art…
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Just because youre paranoid doesnt mean they arent out to get you
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What about snipers?" I once asked someone. He said, "Oh, most of the snipers have automatic weapon. They arent very accurate.
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Okay. I wish for world peace,” Weetzie said. “I am sorry,” the genie said. “I cant grant that wish. Its out of…
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A political leader must keep looking over his shoulder all the time to see if the boys are still there. If they…
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Pay attention to who these people are in your life, and love them back, even when they arent acting loveable.
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You can say sorry a thousand times, or say I love you as much as you want, but if youre not going…
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No matter how much love you give, some relationships simply arent meant to be. You can try your hardest, you can do…
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Forget what everyone else thinks of you; chances are, they arent thinking about you anyway. If you feel like they always are,…
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Good relationships dont just happen, and they arent built solely on a foundation of convenience. They take time, patience, effort, and two…
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If you think about the people who have had the greatest positive effect on your life the ones who truly made a…
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