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- Those to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. There wasn't anyone else around when Mohammed got the…
- I've learned... That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
- I know a lot of you believe that most people in the news business are liberal. Let me tell you, I know a lot of…
- Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be ...
- Almost all of us have an elevator or two in our lives somewhere. We wait for them, we ride on them. We're annoyed by the…
- There are only a few safe targets left, just a few groups of people you can say anything negative about without getting in trouble for…
- Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for…
- We all ought to understand we're on our own. Believing in Santa Claus doesn't do kids any harm for a few years but it isn't…
- Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
- I've learned ... that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
- Democrats (I think to myself) are liberals who believe the people are basically good, but that they need government help to organize their lives. They…
- When a politician mentions God half a dozen times in a speech, it's to appropriate for his campaign the name God. He's suggesting that God…
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- Poets are the only people to whom love is not only a crucial, but an indispensable experience, which entitles them to mistake… — Hannah Arendt
- A high heart ought to bear calamities and not flee them, since in bearing them appears the grandeur of the mind and… — Pietro Aretino
- If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. — Pietro Aretino
- Flattery and deceit are the darlings of great men, and so with these men spread the butter on thick, if you want… — Pietro Aretino
- As we all know, many people remain buried under tons of rubble and debris, waiting to be rescued. When we think of… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of… — Aristotle
- Jealousy is both reasonable and belongs to reasonable men, while envy is base and belongs to the base, for the one makes… — Aristotle
- Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms. — Aristotle
- Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them. — Aristotle
- Bring your desires down to your present means. Increase them only when your increased means permit. — Aristotle
- Stories surge up out of nowhere, and if they feel compelling, you follow them. You let them unfold inside you and see… — Paul Auster