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Sheryne Brooks has 43 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Today, after 4 days of constipation, I finally pooped. Sadly, I was not on the toilet. FML
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Girls get cramps, bloating and irritability. Guys should get a good strong kick in the balls once a month
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Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
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According to parents we're too young for love, too old for fun, too smart to play dumb and too immature for grown…
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Today I tried to prank Call Dominos Pizza, the conversation went like this: Me: Is this the Krusty Krab? the Cashier responded…
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So today at school.. We had a special visitor. He asked the audience, If you could choose between either having the super…
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Mom: Who are you texting? Me: Someone. Mom: Why can't you tell me? Me: A boy. Mom: What's his name? Is he…
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Guy ( 16 years ) : Do you want to marry me ? Girl ( 16 years ) : WTF ?! NO…
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop!…
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Baby mosquito comes back after first time of flying: Mom Mosquito: How do it feel? Baby Mosquito: It was.. wonderful! Everyone was…
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I went to the grocery store where my boyfriend works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and…
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Dad:why you crying? Girl:my boyfriend dumped me! Dad:(grabs shot gun) I'll be back..while later dad comes back, Girl:what the hell! why did…
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Thanks, Mom for always being there For showing me such love and care. Thanks for all you've done and do How I…
— John Walter Bratton
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I cant see the world without you. thanks mom for all the sacrifice before you giving me a birth in this world
— Superman
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What happens when you find out that the one person you could trust turns out to be the one that doesn't care,…
— Megan
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If you can hear me, then throw up Give me a sign And I'll throw a stick, bring it back Roll over…
— Mike Patton
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Through it all, the bad and the horrible, you taught me to hold my chin up high and walk with my back…
— Unknown Author
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Life hasn't always been fair, sometimes it has been very mean. I fell down along the way, I got wounds that couldn't…
— Mercy Pheona
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If I had a dollar for everytime someone called me beautiful I'd have 1 dollar thanks mom
— Abbigail Russell
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Mother: We're in a dorm Me: Yeah? Mother: I can hear you crying... Me: Sorry.. my heart is broken. I can't stop!…
— Sheryne Brooks
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Each year goes by, Each days the same, My mindset and battles still remain. I was that little girl, having to grow…
— Aly Johnson
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If I had a dollar for every time someone told me I was handsome I would have exactly one dollar...Thanks mom!!!!
— Kevin McCarty
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