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• I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play.
• It doesn't matter whether you are rich or poor - as long as you've got money.
• There's only one thing money won't buy, and that is poverty.
• I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
• A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
• If you drink like a fish, don't drive: swim.
• I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what…
• I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong.
• Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.
• Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.
• You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then…
• They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of…

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