Swear Quotes

925 quotes by 661 authors

Working out is incredibly boring. I swear it's true that the bigger your muscles get, the fewer brain cells you have. — Christian Bale
Tony Hale is a devout Christian and is a complete retard when it comes to swearing. The script called for him to swear for about… — Jason Bateman
You should not take a fellow eight years old and make him swear to never kiss the girls. — Robert Browning
There is the good and the bad, the great and the low, the just and the unjust. I swear to you that all that will… — Albert Camus
Liars are always most disposed to swear. — Vittorio Alfieri
I swear my car won't run unless I'm picking my nose: At least, I'm that superstitious about it, so I don't want to take any… — Adam Carolla
I drink booze, I smoke, and I'm hooked on caffeine. I actually have been known to swear at times and belch and even raise my… — Helena Bonham Carter
My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And, if you can't, use Purell or one of the sanitizers. And the… — Hillary Clinton
Some think that even the ancients who lived long before the present generation, and first framed accounts of the Gods, had a similar view of… — Mary Hunter Austin
What we hold sacred is honor, justice, and glory. You need not swear allegiance to our storm god, to serve with us. Fighters are among… — Janet Morris
There is no color line in death. I swear to the lord I still can't see Why Democracy means Everybody but me. O, yes, I… — Langston Hughes
No master can make me swear blind obedience. — Horace
I swear these niggas gassed up, even though the price is high. I could own half as much clothing and be twice as fly. — Drake
The big homie use a flash if you must. And I swear I aint askin for much. — Drake
Don't listen to the lies, I swear they all lies. You know I could be your knight in shining Armor All tires. — Drake
I swear niggas be eyein me all hard and lyin to they girls and drivin the same cars — Drake
All lovers swear more performance than they are able, and yet reserve an ability that they never perform; vowing more than the perfection of ten,… — William Shakespeare
Remembering that Peter denied his Lord with an oath, after most solemnly protesting that he never would, I will not swear I will make no… — Abraham Lincoln
Submitted to the Sec. of War. On principle I dislike an oath which requires a man to swear he has not done wrong. It rejects… — Abraham Lincoln
I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog… — Tony Stewart

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