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Senator, when you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You did not place… — Unknown Author
We have a tendency to make assumptions about everything! The problem with making assumptions is that we believe they are truth. We could swear they… — Miguel Angel Ruiz
The earth is suffocating... Swear to make them cut me open, so that I won't be buried alive. — Frederic Chopin
The earth is rude, silent, incomprehensible at first; Be not discouraged - keep on - there are divine things, well envelop'd; I swear to you… — Walt Whitman
Try and write straight English; never using slang except in dialogue and then only when unavoidable. Because all slang goes sour in a short time.… — Ernest Hemingway
The contract like '91 Dan Marino. I swear this guy Michael Rapino's boostin my ego. — Drake
On Sherry: The destiny of a thousand generations is concentrated in each drop. If the cares of the world overwhelm you, only taste it, pilgrim,… — Unknown Author
Don't swear in the Literal Heart of Jesus. — John Green
A sudden thought strikes me,-let us swear an eternal friendship. — John Hookham Frere
My fair one, let us swear an eternal friendship. — Moliere
If you neglect to instruct children in the way of holiness, will the devil neglect to instruct them in the way of wickedness? No; if… — John Flavel
Now, neighbor confines, purge you of your scum! Have you a ruffian that will swear, drink, dance, revel the night, rob, murder, and commit the… — William Shakespeare
I swear I have at least one good song idea a day. But if I don't get pen to paper in ten seconds, it's gone… — Unknown Author
The UFO was bouncing around the 747. It was a huge ball with lights running around it... Well, I've been involved in a lot of… — John Callahan
I actually had to get two fillings. Yeah, I swear. My teeth had been bugging me because I had been eating so much junk food… — Tisha Venturini
Strength is taking charge of your own destiny and not waiting on others to do so. You don’t have to swear and drink and beat… — Mur Lafferty
The people I know who SWEAR THE MOST tend to have the widest vocabularies. — Stephen Fry
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs. — John Ratzenberger
There are times over different projects when I've asked the writers why people are swearing for no good reason. I tell them that it would… — John Ratzenberger
So I swear to God, I took one year where I just said, This year, I'm just going to cop to it and say to… — Brad Pitt
When you swear to God, its true ... right now God is watching and saying, this is true. — Dane Cook
Im such a work in progress at the moment, its crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as… — Robert Downey, Jr.
Surfing's the source. Can change your life. Swear to god — Patrick Swayze
I'd rather be the half of us, the least of you, the best of me; and I will be - I'll be your prince, I'll… — Aly Michalka
If one more person tells me this is just like old times, I swear I'll jump out the window. — Buster Keaton

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