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How your heart can possibly find a way to love and trust a man again proves that I've fallen in love with the bravest woman… — Colleen Hoover
But, I swear, they're turning Donna into Annie Hall this season. More ties. More suits. But they're also keeping her really motivated, ya know? Like,… — Laura Prepon
In each person I catch the fleeting suggestion of something beautiful and swear eternal friendship with that. — George Santayana
By God and upon my conscience, said the devil, I never observed it, for my mind is occupied with so many different things that I… — Miguel de Cervantes
I'm a dog person, I've had dogs all my life. But you see, it's not really a dog. It's more like a little robot. It's… — John Mahoney
Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it... Don't swear. Don't profane. Avoid so-called dirty jokes. Stay… — Gordon B. Hinckley
Tear your heart out of your chest. And hand it to God. There is no other healing. I swear, there is no other healing — Yasmin Mogahed
I do walk with a bit of a swagger. I do swear a lot. And people are going to be offended by that. But in… — Danny Dyer
You start admiring someone who's famous for actually doing something---imagine that---and I swear to you I will buy you every item in her entire wardrobe.… — Tana French
Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed — Mark Twain
Every single night, I swear, EVERY NIGHT!! EVERY NIGHT!! I DELIVER! I deliver. — Dolph Ziggler
Father was afraid of laughter and joy. He was particularly afraid of ridicule. He was afraid that someone would say that humans are descended from… — Guus Kuijer
I always resented books that tried to teach a lesson, where the characters are too good: They don't swear, they tell their mothers everything. — Cecily von Ziegesar
Anyway, I'm sort of glad they've got the atomic bomb invented. If there's ever another war, I'm going to sit right the hell on top… — J D Salinger
I have a confession to make. Yesterday, I was responsible for the deaths of millions of Britons. What happened is that MI5 asked me to… — Mark Lawson
'These boat people,' says the government of Hong Kong, 'they all want to go to America.' Well, I swear I don't know why, do you?… — Linda Ellerbee
The Christian always swears a bloody oath that he will never do it again. The civilized man simply resolves to be a bit more careful… — H. L. Mencken
I am not bound over to swear allegiance to any master; where the storm drives me I turn in for shelter. — Horace
A man cannot free himself by any self-denying ordinances, neither by water nor potatoes, nor by violent possibilities, by refusing to swear, refusing to pay… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
We swear we are not going to abandon the struggle until the Last Jew in Europe has been exterminated and is actually dead. It is… — Robert Ley
A whoreson jackanapes must take me up for swearing; as if I borrowed mine oaths of him and might not spend them at my pleasure.… — William Shakespeare
Some people swear there's no beauty left in the world, no magic. Then how do you explain the entire world coming together on one night… — Claire Morgan
A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with equal delicacy, propriety, and… — Jonathan Swift
It's all about sound. It's that simple. Wireless is wireless, and it's digital. Hopefully somewhere along the line somebody will add more ones to the… — Eddie Van Halen
A foreign swear-word is practically inoffensive except to the person who has learnt it early in life and knows its social limits. — Paul Theroux

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