Best Swear Words
925 Swear quotes by 604 unique authors
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Do solemnly swear to love, honor and obey my soul, my path to realization and relationship with a higher, deeper creative power, for better or…
— Alex Grey
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To anyone who has followed the practice of using profanity or vulgarity and would like to correct the habit, could I offer this suggestion? First,…
— L. Tom Perry
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Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
— Helen Rowland
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As Members of Congress, we swear an oath to uphold the United States Constitution. It means something to be an American because we believe in…
— Todd Tiahrt
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And swear No where Lives a woman true, and fair.
— John Donne
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Some people fall in love and touch the sky. Some people fall in love and find quicksand. I hover somewhere in between, I swear, I…
— Brandon Boyd
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I swear by now I'm playing time against my troubles I'm coming slow but speeding
— Dave Matthews
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My life's long radiant Summer halts at last, And lo! beside my path way I behold Pursuing Autumn glide: nor frost nor cold Has heralded…
— Ella Wheeler Wilcox
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One day when a linesman starts to laugh I swear I will hit the guy over the head with my racket. I think it will…
— Ilie Nastase
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I swear fearfully at the conventions of the stage.
— Anton Chekhov
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...you can look forward to reading - I swear this is true - Microsoft Bob for Dummies.
— Unknown Author
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There are three things that are not to be credited: a woman when she weeps, a merchant when he swears, nor a drunkard when he…
— Barnabe Rich
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I went walking around the city some more, people watching with a cold, blank stare. And I saw your face in everyone, I swear.
— Elliott Smith
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Had my first son this morning... well, actually, my wife had him. I just caught him. Wo. Heart expanding way faster than my brain... If…
— James Van Der Beek
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Girls can be so petty and jealous. I swear they're worse than guys sometimes. Except they're all quiet about it. They sugarcoat it or else…
— Melody Carlson
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I will say yes to every favor, request, suggestion and invitation. I will swear to say yes where once I would say no.
— Danny Wallace
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We all in real life put on these masks - we don't swear when we're around certain people When we come home, when you're on…
— Malin Akerman
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The first time I ate organic whole-grain bread I swear it tasted like roofing material.
— Robin Williams
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You thought I was that type: that you could forget me, and that I'd plead and weep and throw myself under the hooves of a…
— Anna Akhmatova
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You have a mayor who hates guns. If it was up to me, we wouldn’t have any handguns in the District of Columbia. I swear to…
— Muriel Bowser
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But when everyone tells you you're crazy and no one believes you when you swear you aren't, a small part of you will always wonder…
— Michelle Hodkin
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That's the way girls are isn't it? They swear eternal friendship, and then as soon as a man's in the case it's all forgotten.
— Jude Morgan
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If we show Allah just a little bit of gratitude, He tells us, 'I will increase you, and increase you, and increase you, I swear…
— Nouman Ali Khan
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Every time a cool rock chick or actress seems to respect themselves as a strong woman, I'm like, 'Yeah!' And I love them, and they're…
— Amy Lee
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You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.
— Peter Kay
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