Best Swear Wisdom

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It is the Jew who lies when he swears allegiance to another faith; who becomes a danger to the world. — Stephen Samuel Wise
I don't swear much; I've taken those words out of my vocabulary, and having kids, you have to have two sets of language! — Keith Urban
It was illegal for black people and white people to play checkers together in Birmingham. And there were even black and white Bibles to swear… — Isabel Wilkerson
Observe this, that tho a woman swear, forswear, lie, dissemble, back-bite, be proud, vain, malicious, anything, if she secures the main chance, she's still virtuous;… — George Farquhar
We praise like frogs, Swear like frogs, Turn midgets into heroes, and heroes into scum: We never stop and think. — Nizar Qabbani
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that. — Mark Twain
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't. — Milton Berle
I'm a thug, but I swear for three days I cried. — The Notorious B.I.G.
I run; I am a coward at heart. I swear, when I smell violence or aggression the coward comes out in me. I have no… — Rutger Hauer
But I enjoy the opportunity to use swear symbols. — Daniel Clowes
I tend to not watch things that are current. And then if everybody swears it's amazing then I'll like watch the whole series in a… — Hank Azaria
My temper manifests itself when I can't find something. I could swear that there is a plot against me to put kitchen utensils in the… — Tom Conti
I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas 'Mike & Molly' deals with the working class in Chicago. I swear a little, but I… — Billy Gardell
Believe it or not, I swear I'm just a human being. — Nelly
When old Bobby does Elvis, you swear it's the real mccoy. Another Friday night in the life of a country boy. — Kenny Chesney
The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a sulfur… — Frank Zappa
There is some really good crack when I come back here. This is where I learned to swear. — Ewan McGregor
Told me my tape taught them to swear. What about the make-up you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear? — Eminem
The night I was born, Lord I swear the moon turned a fire red. — Jimi Hendrix
I don't think people should be able to swear whenever they want. I just don't want the federal government making laws about swearing. We should… — Richard Dooling
My opinions of which of my works are good are vastly different than other people's. There is one that I'm obsessed with but I swear...… — Jemima Kirke
Sex is something I really don't understand too hot. You never know where the hell you are... Sex is something I just don't understand. I… — J D Salinger
Been making love for hours and, baby, we're still going strong. Girl, this night is ours and I swear I feel it coming on. All… — Barry White
I swear by this song and by all that I have done wrong, I will make it all up to thee. — Leonard Cohen
Raise your hands in the air, pump your fists, and solemnly swear to rock the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. — Kool Moe Dee

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