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Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes. — Marilyn Sokol
Who can fail to mist at Fergie's anthem, 'My humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps.' Hmmm. 'My lunch, my lunch, I swear it's coming… — Celia Rivenbark
Most of us have participated in the trust exercise in which one person falls back and is caught by a peer. Even if the catch… — Rafe Esquith
The more I swear I'm happy the more I'm feeling alone — Rihanna
There is a verse [in the Koran] that says God swears by time. Anything you gain in life, you pay for with your time. Time… — Shirin Ebadi
In my opinion, if most urban meat-eaters were to visit an industrial broiler house, to se how the birds are raised, and could see the… — Peter Cheeke
As you sometimes swear by him that made you, I conclude your sentiments do not correspond with his, in that which is the basis of… — Alexander Hamilton
I swear to much for this to be a television special. Did you guys ever have your mouth washed out with soap? My mom did… — Andrew McMahon
I think happiness is a choice. If you feel yourself being happy and can settle in to the life choices you make, then it's great.… — Drew Barrymore
It flies so high, I swear I heard the organs playing. — Bob Hope
Friends, you are lucky you can talk about what you did as lovers; the tricks, laughter, the words, the ecstasy. After my darling put his… — Vidya Balan
You forget what it was like. You'd swear on your life you never will, but year by year it falls away. How your temperature ran… — Tana French
So, my friends, in a week or so the Governor-General will swear in a new government. — Tony Abbott
Xenophilius Lovegood," he said, extending a hand to Harry. "My daughter and I live over the hill, so kind of the Weasleys to invite us.… — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
Being on stage is magic. There's nothing like it. You feel the energy of everybody who's out there. You feel it all over your body.… — Michael Jackson
One of the products I swear by is Sante Barley. — Piolo Pascual
Auld Nature swears the lovely dears Her noblest work she classes, O; Her 'prentice han' she tried on man, And then she made the lasses,… — Robert Burns
I swear to God, I would marry the first person who asked me, just because it seems so completely impossible that anyone would ask. — Minnie Driver
I swear by the invigorating shampoo and conditioner by Como Shambhala. When you’re in need for a quick mental vacation, it does the trick — Phillip Lim
They, that unnamed they, they've knocked me down but I got up. I always get up -- and I swear when I went down quite… — Gregory Corso
I've got an overactive, analytical brain. I get frustrated, impatient, angry with myself. I swear at myself a lot. — Cherie Lunghi
I don't want anything bad to happen to the United States, but if North Korea ever drops a nuclear bomb on this country, I swear… — Dave Chappelle
I love that man better who swears a stream as long as my arm yet deals justice to his neighbors and mercifully deals his substance… — Joseph Smith, Jr.
Belief is with them mechanical, voluntary: they believe what they are paid for - they swear to that which turns to account. Do you suppose,… — William Hazlitt
I want to play trailer trash; I swear to God. — Joan Van Ark

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