Best Swear Qoutes
925 Swear quotes by 604 unique authors
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Must swear off from swearing. Bad habit.
— Rutherford B. Hayes
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Guys act strange around me. I swear I don't know why!
— Vanessa Hudgens
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I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.
— Langston Hughes
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I am fascinated by crime scene investigating. I swear, I wish I was a crime scene investigator sometimes!
— Kim Kardashian
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I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.
— Anne Lamott
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My father could swear in Gaelic and English, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.
— Denis Leary
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My first dunk ever was in middle school. We were playing, me and my church friends, and I dunked it, and I swear I could…
— Jeremy Lin
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I swear to God, I don't remember anything Gwyneth Paltrow was in. Some people get hot by association. I heard more about her and Brad…
— Jennifer Lopez
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I am so fidgety - I swear I have ADD - and I always need to be doing something or being outside, just playing sports.
— Kellan Lutz
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I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much…
— Cindy Margolis
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Some people swear by writing courses, but whether it really helps American poetry, I have doubts.
— Robert Morgan
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I have a lot of Twitter rules. I never swear on Twitter, and if anybody's inappropriate, I block them. I have young followers.
— Rachel Nichols
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'Nice' means nothing. Is it someone who doesn't swear and shout? I swear and shout. 'Nice' sounds ineffectual.
— Michael Palin
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It's likely that taboo words are stored in the right hemisphere of the brain. Massive left hemisphere strokes or the entire surgical removal of the…
— Steven Pinker
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People know there is a difference between what you do and what you accept. There is a difference between me knowing that people swear, me…
— Steven Pinker
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I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man…
— Ayn Rand
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I swear and it comes off a little angry, no matter how funny I'm trying to do it. If I use certain words with a…
— John C. Reilly
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Well, you know, Thomas Jefferson, who was the author of the Declaration of Independence said he wouldn't have any atheists in his cabinet because atheists…
— Pat Robertson
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Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance.
— Friedrich Schiller
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I swear I want to be a food model.
— Amy Sedaris
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Madam, I have been looking for a person who disliked gravy all my life; let us swear eternal friendship.
— Sydney Smith
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All presidents swear an oath to the Constitution to keep this country united, and when the country fell apart, Lincoln had to put it back…
— Steven Spielberg
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I swear by that old expression, 'One monkey don't stop no show!' The reality is, we still have some good men out there, and we…
— Angie Stone
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When angry, count to four; when very angry, swear.
— Mark Twain
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Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear.
— Kate Winslet
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