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Stupid Quotes by Penn Jillette
- I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.
- Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade…
- I do believe that a belief in God is crazy, but that doesn't mean that the people who believe in it are crazy. Those are…
- I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to…
- The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.
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- One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. — Chinua Achebe
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen
- You have to protect it too, you can't let just any stupid person take it and do something demoralizing with it. At… — Paul Auster
- I think a lot of times we don't pay enough attention to people with a positive attitude because we assume they are… — Amy Adams
- All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of crosswords that… — Christian Bale
- I will never do another TV series. It couldn't top I Love Lucy, and I'd be foolish to try. In this business,… — Lucille Ball
- My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension I've got… — Steve Ballmer
- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
- Nobody loves a woman because she is handsome or ugly, stupid or intelligent. We love because we love. — Honore de Balzac
- Nature makes only dumb animals. We owe the fools to society. — Honore de Balzac