Stupid Quotes

4236 Stupid quotes by 2389 unique authors

Stupidity often saves a man from going mad. — Oliver Wendell Holmes
How do you know what it's like to be stupid if you've never been smart? — Lou Holtz
Expiring for love is beautiful but stupid. — Jenny Holzer
I have an adult emotional life and an editing system inside me which prevents me from being preposterously stupid. — Stephen Hopkins
Life just doesn't care about our aspirations, or sadness. It's often random, and it's often stupid and it's often completely unexpected, and the closures and… — Khaled Hosseini
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped. — Elbert Hubbard
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. — Kin Hubbard
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid. — Kin Hubbard
A purpose, an intention, a design, strikes everywhere even the careless, the most stupid thinker. — David Hume
He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom. — James Huneker
We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need? — Lee Iacocca
The biggest misconception people have about me is that I'm stupid. — Billy Idol
I don't like being lied to, so I only lie about the stupid things. White lies, basically. — Enrique Iglesias
When people ask me really stupid questions or get it really wrong, I feel embarrassed for them. I don't really feel angry at them. — Chris Isaak
I am a dork in disguise; I love doing stupid stuff. — Jessie J
I hate people saying anything stupid. I don't really suffer fools very well at all. When people are acting like idiots, not that I'm not… — Joshua Jackson
I'd rather be dead than singing 'Satisfaction' when I'm forty-five. — Mick Jagger
I'm not going to fight because I mean too much to our team, and I can't afford to be suspended for a game or do… — LeBron James
To decide to become a philosopher seemed as foolish to me as to decide to become a poet. — Karl Jaspers
It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so. — Jerome K. Jerome
I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight. — Penn Jillette
Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade… — Penn Jillette
I do believe that a belief in God is crazy, but that doesn't mean that the people who believe in it are crazy. Those are… — Penn Jillette
I don't want anyone as president who promises to take care of me. I may be stupid, but I want a chance to try to… — Penn Jillette
We've demonstrated a strong track record of being very disciplined with the use of our cash. We don't let it burn a hole in our… — Steve Jobs

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