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P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
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Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
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Most of the time, the songs have jokes in them, little sarcastic things, or purposely kitsch or something. So that's going along…
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Don’t you think every face tells its own story? Like a book? More like a poem. If you study it long enough,…
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The telling of a story, like virtually everything in this life, was always made all the easier by a cup of tea.
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No one writes a story like Lydia Davis. In the years since she began publishing her lyrical, extremely short fiction, she has…
— Jonathan Messinger
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No particular music makes me feel nostalgic. If it's great, it just keeps me in the present moment. That level of music…
— Wynton Marsalis
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It's natural to be skeptical of a story like Noah. However, the greatest miracle in the Bible is not Noah and the…
— Frank Turek
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The seventh day of creation is the most eloquent and insightful as to the nature of God. From a literary perspective, the…
— Margaret Feinberg
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Only one way to cover a story like this, and make that a double, bartender, please.
— P.J. O'Rourke
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Here in L.A., you kind of get stuck in your own little dilemmas and your own little life, and hearing a story…
— Q'orianka Kilcher
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But I think we are seeing a resurgence of the graphic ghost story like The Others, Devil's Backbone and The Sixth Sense.…
— Guillermo del Toro
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