Smart Quotes

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Fang? Are you- like Max?" asked Dr. Martinez. "Nope,"he said, sounding bored. "I'm the smart one." I resisted the urge to kick him in the… — James Patterson
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. — Aaron Sorkin
Do you feel insecure because you keep getting the nagging feeling that you're not that smart? Well, I've got good news for you, my friend.… — Ellen DeGeneres
Stupid people go to college but"smart people own them".... — Chetan Bhagat
Sometimes it isn't easy to be sane, smart, and responsible. Sometimes it sucks. Sucks wang. Camel wang. But that doesn't turn wrong into right or… — Jim Butcher
So we have giant super-smart vipers who slithered in here, killed our people, opened the vault, stole something from it, and slithered out, undetected?” “Appears… — Ilona Andrews
Humans. Sometimes they make chimps look smart. — Katherine Applegate
you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse. — Gena Showalter
If he is smart, he will run. He is not. — R.L. LaFevers
Racing is about discipline and intelligence, not about who has the heavier foot. The one who drives smart will always win in the end. — Garth Stein
A wise girl knows her limits, a smart girl knows that she has none. — Marilyn Monroe
How am I to dress up in my finery, and go off and away to smart parties, after the sorrow I have seen today? — Elizabeth Gaskell
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. — Tina Fey
I have discovered there are only a handful of good ideas in the whole world. You already know them. You have heard them your entire… — Larry Winget
Smart people believe weird things because they are skilled at defending beliefs they arrived at for non-smart reasons. — Michael Shermer
I'd like to die listening to a piece of music. I imagine this as so easy, so natural, but naturally it's quite impossible. Notes stab… — Robert Walser
New rules. If you are smart enough to live, you won’t hit Charles’s mate in front of his father. — Patricia Briggs
I also had to come tonight to apologize. If you need to go to Mexico to finish this process off, then I understand. I was… — Richelle Mead
Adrian smiled and clasped my hands, taking a few steps toward me. "And as for who you are, you’re the same beautiful, brave, and ridiculously… — Richelle Mead
I want her to be smart and kind... and I want you to fall in love with her, because you shouldn't spend the rest of… — Nicholas Sparks
It doesn't matter how smart you are unless you stop and think. — Thomas Sowell
The Sneetches got really quite smart on that day. The day they decided that Sneetches are Sneetches. And no kind of Sneetch is the best… — Dr. Seuss
One day when I was fourteen, I told Charlie that I hated Mother. “Don’t hate her, Jo,” he told me. “Feel sorry for her. She’s… — Ruta Sepetys
When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the commitment-phobic boys, the… — Sheryl Sandberg
Look, sometimes it’s OK with girls like this, they wanna have fun, and sometimes it’s not because they've got a broken wing and they’re hurt… — Matthew Quick

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