Smart Quotes

2304 Smart quotes by 1625 unique authors

I guess Smart Seth is glad, he said reluctantly. But be careful. Idiot Seth is the guy to watch out for. — Brandon Mull
When smart people are nice, it's always terrifying, because I know they're taking in everything and thinking all kinds of smart and potentially judgmental things. — Mindy Kaling
If I can fool a bug... I can surely fool a man. People are not as smart as bugs. — Elwyn Brooks White
It wasn't until Kiffney-Brown, when I met Jason Talbot, that I really thought I might actually have one of those boyfriend kind of stories to… — Sarah Dessen
Knowing what you need doesn't always mean you know how to get it, though. I'd spent a long time hiding in my cave. No matter… — Megan Hart
I am a princess. All girls are. Even if they live in tiny old attics. Even if they dress in rags, even if they aren’t… — Frances Hodgson Burnett
Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart. — Lisa Scottoline
I suspect the I.Q., SAT, and school grades are tests designed by nerds so they can get high scores in order to call each other… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb
Really, The smart thing to do was to stop dating and get a cat. — Jennifer Crusie
There's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth. — Joanne Kathleen Rowling
If smart people are parodying it, that's a sure sign that some less smart people are believing it. — David Levithan
He is not sweet or gentle or particularly kind. But he is smart and brave, and even though he saved me, he treated me like… — Veronica Roth
I like you a lot. Because you’re funny and smart and because you seem to like me. I know that’s not a good reason, but… — Ned Vizzini
I am so sick of you smart kids. Why can't you just boost cars or steal stuff like normal kids?' 'We do steal stuff. Just… — Eoin Colfer
You are fairly smart," I said after a while. "You are fairly good at compliments," he answered. — John Green
You have your whole life ahead of you. Be smart. Study hard and be independent. I'm afraid the chances of your getting a dowry are… — Adeline Yen Mah
He had no idea where the stereotype of dumb giggly blondes came from. Ever since he'd met Annabeth at the Grand Canyon last winter,when she'd… — Rick Riordan
No matter how smart she appeared, she was fragile at her core. — Mitch Albom
Smart people sometimes get stupid, but stupid people never get smart. Never. Ever. 'You can come down the evolutionary ladder,' Chon has observed to Ben… — Don Winslow
I was asked once,'your a smart man,why arnt you rich?I replied 'your a rich man,why arnt you smart? — Jacque Fresco
Maybe the only significant difference between a really smart simulation and a human being was the noise they made when you punched them. — Terry Pratchett
Right now, scientists are in exactly the same position as Renaissance painters, commissioned to make the portrait the patron wants done, And if they are… — Michael Crichton
You may be smart, but I've been smart longer. — John Green
To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. — Abraham Maslow
I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t batting for the other team, I’d marry you.” He grinned. “If I… — Ilona Andrews

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