"you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche…" — Gena Showalter
"you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse."
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247 Quotes by Gena Showalter
Gena Showalter has 247 quotes on this site.
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There are times I wish I were invisible. Which is silly, since I do everything I can to stand out.
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I’m not a bad person. I haven’t killed anyone. I (rarely) lie. I don’t kick little puppies. So why do…
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What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a…
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How does fear become so powerful? We can’t see it. We can’t touch it, yet it gets its claws in…
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People are the most difficult thing in the world to change
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There are two kinds of people,’ she’d said. ‘Those who coast through life like ducks in a row, following one…
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Leap out the window, my inner Tigress cried. You aren't ready to face such a powerful Tiger. I frowned. I…
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Not fat, just not anorexic. She's soft in all the right places.
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You keep running and one day when you stop running your going to fall, and I'm going to be there…
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She stood, squared her shoulders. “We’ll do it. Together.” And then she did something that shocked them both. She rose…
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If all we've got to look forward to is disloyalty and treachery, why do we even make friends?" "Again, human…
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Yes, men are pigs. Except your brother, of course. He's actually a decent human being. Almost a woman. -Jillian's mother
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More Douche Quotes
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one of 35 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.
— Corey Taylor
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I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE.
— Kanye West
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When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same…
— Dane Cook
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Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche.
— Anthony Langston
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Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to…
— Zach Braff
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Method rules his training, which blends the physical with the mental. How many chess masters put in, prior to an…
— Hans Kmoch
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Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche.
— Joseph A. Schumpeter
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Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand...
— Becca Fitzpatrick
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Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by…
— Kevin Hearne
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Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice.
— Kevin Hearne
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And he paddled away in his douche canoe.
— Joe Hill
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Life is too short to date a douche bag.
— ProudLesbian
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