Douches Quotes

12 quotes by 11 authors

Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars. — Corey Taylor
I GOT A LONG ROAD AHEAD OF ME TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE I'M NOT ACTUALLY A HUGE DOUCHE. — Kanye West
When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love on like the same day - even Karen the… — Dane Cook
Yeah Jesus could turn water in to wine, but he didn't share. Douche. — Anthony Langston
Now that 'Scrubs' is over, people seem to feel more comfortable telling me that I was a total douche to them for the past 8… — Zach Braff
Method rules his training, which blends the physical with the mental. How many chess masters put in, prior to an important match, an allotted time… — Hans Kmoch
Gentlemen, a depression is for capitalism like a good, cold douche. — Joseph A. Schumpeter
Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand... — Becca Fitzpatrick
Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to… — Kevin Hearne
Granuaile:"So why don't cult leaders achieve godhood?" Atticus:" Because they're megalomaniacs drenched in douche juice. — Kevin Hearne
you're smart, pretty, and you aren't a douche purse. — Gena Showalter
And he paddled away in his douche canoe. — Joe Hill

Who Wrote These Douches Quotes

11 authors contributed a total of 12 Douches Quotes as follows: