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The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
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Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you can do…
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Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and precession.
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I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
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My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left.…
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I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
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I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And this is…
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Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and thanks to…
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Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
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If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
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Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
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I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I…
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I climbed into Misery and called Uncle Bob. “We hooking up?” “Why does everything out of your mouth make me sound incestuous?”…
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Do you ever shut the fuck up? Dumb ass,Skank ass,Hoe.
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Oh...that's skank! And, I think it's coming from you!
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Trust that, co-sign it, take it to the bank. You can put a pig in makeup but you can't disguise a skank.
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I look like a Jersey skank and I love it! -Snooki
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