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• Every one starts out being an atheist.
• I've learned... that just one person saying to me, 'You've made my day!' makes my day.
• Why am I an atheist? I ask you: Why is anybody not an atheist? Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one…
• There are sixteen cans of coffee here; together they hold a total of thirteen and a half pounds of coffee. Doesn't that…
• You really can't blame the military for wanting to go to war [in Iraq]. They've got all these new toys and they…
• The last birthday that's any good is 23.
• Those to whom his word was revealed were always alone in some remote place, like Moses. There wasn't anyone else around when…
• Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women…
• If I'd known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can't remember a single project I…
• I've learned... that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
• My wife uses fabric softener. I never knew what that stuff was for. Then I noticed women coming up to me, sniffing,…
• Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes - that's what I'm here for.

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