Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

Yet I am not more sure that my soul lives, than I am that perverseness is one of the primitive impulses of the human heart… — Edgar Allan Poe
I found myself back in the sepulchral city resenting the sight of people hurrying through the streets to filch a little money from each other,… — Joseph Conrad
You forgot to cough!” he said. “Sorry.” She coughed. “Your sneakiness is dangerous. Next time that chisel will lodge itself in my head.” “Now, Peder,… — Shannon Hale
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. — Groucho Marx
After I returned to New Jersey, I thought I was safe, because I did not think Kenny G could leave the bad place, which I… — Matthew Quick
You have a mother?" Only when I said it did I realize what a silly question it was! For heaven's sake! Gideon raised one eyebrow.… — Kerstin Gier
Good writing is remembering detail. Most people want to forget. Don't forget things that were painful or embarrassing or silly. Turn them into a story… — Paula Danziger
It was so silly to try to define things by words. What did one person mean by infatuation or obsession and another mean by love.… — Maeve Binchy
I adore Wilkie Collins,” Tessa cried. “Oh—Armadale! And The Woman in White … Are you laughing at me?” “Not at you,” said Will, grinning, “more… — Cassandra Clare
That's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our family?" "Weapons," Frank… — Rick Riordan
Do silly things. Foolishness is a great deal more vital and healthy than our straining and striving after a meaningful life. — Anton Chekhov
Now, it’s true that some of the protesters are oddly dressed or have silly-sounding slogans, which is inevitable given the open character of the events.… — Paul Krugman
If you have moved over vast territories and dared to love silly things, you will have learned even from the most primitive items collected and… — Ray Bradbury
I don’t. I don’t want anybody else to touch you. I’m silly. I get furious if they touch you. — Ernest Hemingway
I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at… — Margaret Mitchell
Go safely. Go safely, she thought to him. what a silly, empty thing it was to say to anyone, anywhere. — Kristin Cashore
He turns to the painting. "I fear Mark was right." "Who is Mark?" "A silly little boy who runs after George Boleyn. I once heard… — Hilary Mantel
What unhappy beings men are! They constantly waver between false hopes and silly fears, and instead of relying on reason they create monsters to frighten… — Baron de Montesquieu
Life is a book, and there are a thousand pages I have not read. I would read them together with you, as many as I… — Cassandra Clare
I know how you are with your words, and, Will- I love all of them. Every word you say. The silly ones, the mad ones,… — Cassandra Clare
[There's a] point where you have to leave the dough alone. It's silly to anthropomorphize bread, but I love the fact that it needs to… — Jodi Picoult
Pooh hasn't much Brain, but he never comes to any harm. He does silly things and they turn out right. There's Owl. Owl hasn't exactly… — A A Milne
It's such a silly little thing, the heart. — Ned Vizzini
I want so badly to tell Her it’s going to be all right, that I’ll leave the band and forget this silly crusade. I want… — Pete Wentz
What’s a little calming distraction for your girlfriend in the midst of world entertainment domination?” “I’d stop the world from spinning for you.” That silly… — Sylvia Day

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