Silly Quotes
1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors
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Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.
— Kevin Hearne
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It is always a silly thing to give advice, but to give good advice is absolutely fatal.
— Oscar Wilde
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The wise old fairy tales never were so silly as to say that the prince and the princess lived peacefully ever afterwards. The fairy tales…
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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The most important thing I learned [...] was that when a person dies he only appears to die. He is still very much alive in…
— Gavin Extence
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...I leaped headlong into the Sea, and thereby have become more acquainted with the Soundings, the quicksands, and the rocks, than if I had stayed…
— John Keats
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Gansey leaned back, head thrown to the side, drunken and silly with happiness. "I love this car," he said, loud enough to be heard over…
— Maggie Stiefvater
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Where are you taking us?" Nico said. "You should be honored, my boy. You will have the opportunity to join a great army! Just like…
— Rick Riordan
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Optimism is important. You have to be a little silly about the goals you are going to set. There is a phrase I learned in…
— Larry Page
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This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.
— Gracie Allen
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There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.
— Amy Poehler
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Human nature will not change. In any future great national trial, compared with the men of this, we shall have as weak and as strong,…
— Abraham Lincoln
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it's silly to let the game get to you. When I miss a…
— Bob Hope
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I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
— Jerry Seinfeld
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Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it; let's do it, let's fall in love.
— Cole Porter
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The old system where every child was locked away and set into nonstop, daily cut throat competition with every other child for silly prizes called…
— John Taylor Gatto
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There was a time when I believed in the story and the scheme of salvation, so far as I could understand it, just as I…
— H.G. Wells
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Dancing is, in itself, a very trifling and silly thing: but it is one of those established follies to which people of sense are sometimes…
— Lord Chesterfield
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The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
— William Feather
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Most of us don't need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.
— Robert Breault
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Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.
— Horace
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You dont know me, you just met me, well if i couldnt have it..silly rabbit, why ya sweat me
— Tupac Shakur
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It all sounds almost silly, but the fact is that the only way to change a corporate culture is to just change it.
— Gordon Bethune
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I was always performing, doing silly voices. The teachers realized I could go one of two ways: be creative or destructive.
— Benedict Cumberbatch
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I enjoyed mathematics from a very young age. At the beginning of college, I had this illusion, which was kind of silly in retrospect, that…
— Erez Lieberman Aiden
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I never went through a period were I wanted to be a doctor, a cop or even a rock star. All I wanted to do…
— Artie Lange
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