Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

I think that a big part of comedy is being made fun of, and it is looking silly or looking stupid. — Alison Brie
I have learned from experience that, in the bluff and counterbluff of world politics, to draw a hostile war lord as a horrible monster is… — Unknown Author
Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly. — Unknown Author
Do you know the German phrase, 'You can steal horses with him'? It means a person you can both make love with all night, passionately,… — Jonathan Carroll
Some kind of philosophy is a necessity to all but the most thoughtless, and in the absence of knowledge it is almost sure to be… — Bertrand Russell
We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some college professor analyzing It's a Wonderful Life… — Dana Carvey
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question? — Lily Tomlin
Man loves little and often: Woman much and rarely — Victor Hugo
Psychoanalysis is for hysterical pathological cases, not for silly rich American women who should be learning how to darn socks. — Sigmund Freud
Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back. — Nigerian Proverb
It is a silly question to ask a prostitute why she does it.. These are the highest-paid professional women in America. — Gail Sheehy
I didnt fall. The floor just needed a hug. — Orebela Gbenga
When you go through your photos and see all the silly pics your best mate took of you :D — Levita Jackson
We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people. — Orebela Gbenga
If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, youre a tool. — Orebela Gbenga
No names I don't play that silly game you smoking to much weed you ain't no killer mayne, — South Park Mexican
Honestly, don't you feel silly holding on to things that just keep on hurting you? Let go... — Wandini
A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing but too risky. — Nikhil Saluja
Just actin Silly — Erica Handy
M.I.T.: I had a nervous breakdown this weekend. Have some fries. Caltech: I had three nervous breakdowns this weekend. Have some fries. Yale: I got… — Kevin
I am not that silly, romantic you think.I don't want shooting stars or diamonds.I want to fall asleep and wake up knowing my heart is… — Destiny Dreams
I am not that silly romantic you think.I don't want shooting stars or diamonds.I wanna fall asleep and wake up knowing my heart is safe.I… — Destiny Dreams
Today I wrote his name on my wrist:) Kinda silly I know, but it made me think of him, and smile, whenever I see my… — Unknown Author
What does it mean to be the best? It means you have to be better than the number two guy. But what gratification is there… — Babloo
Where can I find a person sweeter than you? I miss the time that we used to spend together watching movies, listening to music and… — Superman

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