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Silly Quotes by Ogden Nash
- If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
- God in His wisdom made the fly And then forgot to tell us why.
- Hark to the whimper of the seagull. / He weeps because he's not an ea-gull. / Suppose you were, you silly seagull. / Could you…
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- I was dyslexic, so I was put in the silly class at school. — David Bailey
- What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. — Pearl Bailey
- The worst thing about being a tourist is having other tourists recognize you as a tourist. — Russell Baker
- One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork. — Edward Abbey
- In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a… — Douglas Adams
- When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. — Edward Abbey
- What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. — Dave Barry