Shower Quotes

464 Shower quotes by 379 unique authors

Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch. — Nikhil Saluja
The thing about you I adore; May seem indelicate; I need to find you in the Shower, and chase the soap for half an hour.… — Kyle MacDonald
Slumber can make you a perfect blind man when opportunities are so close. Laziness can make you think the right opportunity has not come yet.… — Ritu Ghatourey
Donald Duck never wore pants, but when he came out of the shower, he had a towel around his waste! What is up with that!? — Unknown Author
Steps into shower. Then turns the water on. — Nikhil Saluja
Pounds of weed, Sour D. That medical for my allergies. In the hotel with your girl for bout a week, shootin a shower scene. — Juicy J
I would love to take u out 4 dinner, Make u sit beside the candle light, Shower u with roses, and utter those 3 magical… — Mrthrill
May Love surround you May Faith sustain you May Hope encourage you May Blessings will shower upon you. — Regina Malabago
I'm about to take a shower. Adjust your secret web cams accordingly — Nikhil Saluja
I feel the need to interact with my family and friends face to face on birthday .. There so many people around. who appreciate and… — Unknown Author
Happiness is: 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing so hard your face hurts. 3. A hot shower. 4. No lines at the supermarket. 5. A… — Carissa Aydaa
Having to poop after a shower is basically your body's way of pranking you. — Nikhil Saluja
If I make sure I keep my eyes open during the shower, the guy with a chainsaw behind the shower curtain won't kill me. — Nikhil Saluja
I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid that someone might kill you in the shower. — Rashida Rowe

Who Wrote These Shower Quotes

379 authors contributed a total of 464 Shower Quotes, led by these top contributors: