Shower Quotes

464 Shower quotes by 379 unique authors

I sweat money and the bank is my shower — Lil Wayne
1.ALERT!! Facebook tried to keep this quiet! As of tomorrow, Facebook will creep into your bathroom when you're in the shower and smack your ass!… — Unknown Author
That awkward moment when you're trapped in the corner of your shower because cold water is running. — Unknown Author
You shower me with words made of knives, whenever you look at me I wish I was her. — Adele
The blinds wide open so he can. See you in the dark when you're sleeping. Naked body, fresh out the shower. You touch yourself after… — Frank Ocean
Great mesasge of God's love. There have been many times when God blessed me after I slipped. It's always a reminder of His unconditional love.… — Unknown Author
Shower curtains are the new backdrops — Kenneth Therro
Dont stand outside in a lightning shower — Padraig
Take a shower, put on a robe, pour myself a glass of wine, and Skype with Theo. Thats the best. — Lea Michele
I never brushed my hair, my teeth or took a shower. I looked in the mirror one day and was totally depressed...A couple of times,… — Kendra Wilkinson
I think Kendra and I had such a great time doing the shower scene. It's great to just do stuff like that with your friends… — Holly Madison
You see pictures and you see this harried woman in jeans and sneakers, running around and just lucky if I get a shower, but it's… — Jennifer Garner
The akwaard moment ,, when your in the shower nd you finish and theres no towel -.- — Unknown Author
I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you… — Pacifiersucker
I'm just so happy, because I can come home from a day on set and start posting on my journal, or if I have any… — Cindy Crawford
Every parent should thank God for the gift that is their children's health, and shower them with love. — Joel McHale
I couldn't think of anything worse than someone else plucking my eyebrows. I ask make-up people what shape they should be...and always pluck them when… — Cheryl Cole
I had a girlfriend at college and she called me up and said, 'Let's go camping'. She was the first girl to have ever asked… — Chace Crawford
I sing in the shower. I do the choir at school, but it's nothing like Miley. I'm not as good as Miley, but I like… — Emily Osment
You've just got to focus on what you're doing, not that America is going to see you in the shower. — Cory Monteith
I hate when a shower only has 2 options. 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica. — Xuan Ta
My mom is obsessed with Aloe Vera. It's all about Aloe Vera. Like first thing out of the shower, Aloe Vera, Aloe Vera. So I… — Mena Suvari
Under the shower, even the dumb becomes a singer. — Jean-Paul Malfatti
Most actors are either a shower of bloody scruffs or think they should dress like Hamlet off stage. R — Martin Freeman
Hi, I'm a shower. If you turn me on, I'll make you wet. — Mickey Anderson

Who Wrote These Shower Quotes

379 authors contributed a total of 464 Shower Quotes, led by these top contributors: