"Every parent should thank God for the gift……" — Joel McHale
"Every parent should thank God for the gift that is their children's health, and shower them with love."
—
Joel McHale
★
★
★
★
★
0.0 avg (0 ratings)
21 Quotes by Joel McHale
Joel McHale has 21 quotes on this site.
A few more worth reading:
-
Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.
-
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to…
-
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
-
I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start…
-
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
-
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
-
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and…
-
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
-
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous…
-
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.
-
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair…
-
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
See all 21 quotes by Joel McHale »
More Every Parent Quotes
This quote is filed under Every Parent Quotes,
one of 41 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
-
Every parent is at some time the father of the unreturned prodigal, with nothing to do but keep his house…
— John Ciardi
-
Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform..
— Ray Romano
-
Its so very important as to what a child watches on TV. I feel for every parent that knows this,…
— Ruth Buzzi
-
Parents who have fought fiercely for the rights of their much-loved Gay and Lesbian children should not have to worry…
— Christine Gregoire
-
I had the most reversed education possible. Every parent wants their son to be a businessman, respectable - me, it…
— David Guetta
-
Every parent in America has the total power to control all television programming that is dispatched to their home today.
— Jack Valenti
-
I suppose that every parent loves his child, but I know, without any suppossing, that in a large number of…
— Abbott Eliot Kittredge
-
However, as every parent of a small child knows, converting a large object into small fragments is considerably easier than…
— Andrew S. Tanenbaum
-
Personal credibility has everything to do with how others perceive us and how we perceive ourselves. Sandy Allgeier’s book teaches…
— Michele Borba
-
If every parent understood the huge educational benefits and intense happiness brought about by reading aloud to their children, and…
— Mem Fox
-
I think every parent, every generation has wanted their children to do better and have a higher standard of living.…
— Phil McGraw
-
I have spent my adult life trying to figure out why parents and society put themselves into a race --…
— Magda Gerber
See all 41 Every Parent Quotes »