"If you have a dream, just lie about……" — Joel McHale

"If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams."

— Joel McHale

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21 Quotes by Joel McHale

Joel McHale has 21 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to…
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start…
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and…
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous…
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair…
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.
In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears…

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More Dream Quotes

This quote is filed under Dream Quotes, one of 12,500 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Hope is a waking dream. — Aristotle
Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
Never in my wildest dreams did I entertain the idea that I would become a fashion designer. — Giorgio Armani
I can honestly say - and it's a big surprise to me - that I have never had a dream… — Neil Armstrong
Give yourself something to work toward - constantly. — Mary Kay Ash
Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night. — Isaac Asimov
Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I… — Wystan Hugh Auden
Learn from your dreams what you lack. — Wystan Hugh Auden
It takes a person who is wide awake to make his dream come true. — Roger Babson
True love stories never have endings. — Richard Bach
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have… — Richard Bach
If I were asked to name the chief benefit of the house, I should say: the house shelters day-dreaming, the… — Gaston Bachelard

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