"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape……" — Joel McHale

"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!"

— Joel McHale

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Bill O'Reilly, Megyn Kelly, and Sean Hannity are the Mount Rushmore of keeping old people angry.
It's important to have the right agent - people that are working hard for you. But an actor needs to…
I don't think the NFL had the slightest intention of taking me, except as maybe a water boy.
I loved New Jersey. I thought it was the greatest place in the world because on Halloween kids could start…
Follow what your head is telling you and work hard. That's the big secret.
If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams.
It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and…
Joel McHale is so money, he should be printed on money.
My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous…
Once you've been booked, people in Hollywood say, 'Oh he must be good.' All the while you're the same actor.
Yes, I would say my comedy is grunge, evidenced by the fact my jokes have put an end to big-hair…
You have to have talent. You have to get the audition and then you have to nail the audition.

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"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape……" — Joel McHale

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