Shower Quotes

464 Shower quotes by 379 unique authors

With money comes the power, Then it will all be a champagne shower — Unknown Author
Life is like a shower curtain ring. Birth and death is the circle of life and supports the curtain of love. — Unknown Author
I alway's make important life decisions when I'm in the shower.Might have a bath today and see what happens. — Unknown Author
*me singing in the shower* *Simone Cowell appears* Its a no from me — Unknown Author
I dont just want a boyfriend/girlfriend I want someone who laughs into kisses and stays in bed an extra hour with me every morning and… — Unknown Author
Guess What, My Shit Smells Better than you so Bitch Please Take a Shower Your Attitude Stinks — Junaid Altaf
2/4I've changed a lot, I'm scared all my friends secretly hate me, I blush like CRAZY, I'm scared of growing up, I would fall to… — Rachel
So your taking a shower and you put on a towel to go to yOur room you walk out the door and repose you forgot… — Unknown Author
May the coming New Year take away all the pain and unhappiness you may have in your life and shower you with love, peace and… — David Kreger
I might go to heaven, I might go to hell But at least I know my cum doesn't smell And if I ever drafted Brandon… — Trace Adkins
The best time to CRY is under the SHOWER, this way no one will ever know that you were SAD. — Blondie:)
Trust me, I know how it feels. I know how it hurts. I know you cry in the shower so no one will hear your… — Blondie:)
Sometimes when I'm in the shower, and I see my self harm scars, I try to scrub them away like they're fake, but they never… — Unknow
There are 3 types of people: 1. People who pee in the shower 2. Liars 3. Multidimensionally Retarted — Jewelizeemint Deelouviou
Amen!! The best time to cry is underthe shower. This way no one will ever know that you were sad!! — Nikki Marie
I want someone provocative and talkative But it's so hard when you're shallow as a shower And from what I've heard with skin you'll win — Cute Is What We Aim For
Sometimes, it is OK to break down. Sometimes, its OK to cry on the floor of the shower, or in the middle of a parking… — Bakare
I bet you shower naked. YOU SLUT!!! ;D — Patience
Just got out of the shower:D readyy to have some fun^_^_^ — Patience
When I was little, I used to sing in the shower. Now? I make life decisions in there. — Obviously Me :p
Trust me , I know it feels , I know exactly how it feels to cry in shower so no one can hear u ,I… — Crystal
You want it come get it tell that cheating bich to be quiet stacks on you high on ice boy you can have it any… — Emly Beights
Crying in the shower is like a daily routine for me — Almost_gone
What about my eyes? I sat up a little more but my muscles protest and I wince. Jade stay in bed. I shake my head.… — Unknown Author
I'm sorry your experience had to be like this. What happened? He sighed and picked me up by the waist and sat me on the… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Shower Quotes

379 authors contributed a total of 464 Shower Quotes, led by these top contributors: