Shower Quotes

464 Shower quotes by 379 unique authors

We have a long way to go to being the perfect couple, we certainly don’t live the fairy tale marriage, he doesn’t shower me with… — Cecelia Ahern
I'd like to shower and change clothes," she said. "Would you mind waiting for me a half hour?" The question seemed to amuse him. "Not… — Judith McNaught
Are you asking if I ever spied on you while you were taking a shower? — Christopher Pike
Since we're keeping it primal, you smell good," he observed. "It's called a shower...," I began automatically, then trailed off. My memory snagged, taken aback… — Becca Fitzpatrick
I need to brush my teeth. And I need a shower." He grinned, hopping off the bike. "Now that is an invitation. — Becca Fitzpatrick
Eric,” she said, “maybe someday one of the waitresses will get pregnant, and we can go to a baby shower!” “That would be something to… — Charlaine Harris
Life, that can shower you with so much splendour, is unremittingly cruel to those who have given up. — Stephen Fry
Alltami (n.) The ancient art of being able to balance the hot and cold shower taps. — Douglas Adams
Wow,” Kylie muttered, and grinned. “Yeah, wow.” Della leaned in closer. “I think Perry just grew a pair.” Kylie bit down on her lip to… — C.C. Hunter
I think I’ll just go take a shower,” I said. It wasn’t until Samuel stiffened that I remembered I’d just come out of the shower.… — Patricia Briggs
Then they have the audacity to go shopping and pick out their own gifts. I want to know who the first person was who said… — Chelsea Handler
Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be… — Janet Evanovich
I see nothing. We may sink and settle on the waves. The sea will drum in my ears. The white petals will be darkened with… — Virginia Woolf
I would I were alive again To kiss the fingers of the rain, To drink into my eyes the shine Of every slanting silver line,… — Edna St. Vincent Millay
Y’all might as well come on out,” I said. “I know you’re there. I can smell you.” “Smell me? But I just took a shower… — Jennifer Estep
Thoughts race, as if, in a mind devoid of memory, each idea has too much space to grow and move, to collide with others in… — S.J. Watson
As we seek the Lord ever more diligently, we will surely find Him. We will see clearly that the Lord does not abandon His Church… — Dieter F. Uchtdorf
Where do you get your ideas? people ask. Sometimes they’re at the bottoms of cups of tea. Sometimes they’re lurking in my shower. Sometimes they’re… — Erin Morgenstern
I hope before long to press you in my arms and shall shower on you a million burning kisses as under the Equator. — Napoleon Bonaparte
The Goddess does not shower her gifts on those who reject them. — Marion Zimmer Bradley
I have so much love inside me, Jason. So much. And I have never been allowed to shower it on anyone--no one wanted it. Let… — Nalini Singh
Then how about we start with a shower," he said in the kind of deep voice that made her consider the value of cleanliness. — J R Ward
I pass through many Me's in the course of my day, each one selfish with his time. The Lying-in-Bed me and the Enjoying-the-Hot-Shower Me are… — David Mitchell
And then when she takes him through the whole wine tasting process, finishing with a long, languid taste that she really enjoyed “she opened her… — Julie James
I want you. Bad. Right now. Against the wall. On my bed. The floor and maybe in the bathroom later. I have a shower stall… — Unknown Author

Who Wrote These Shower Quotes

379 authors contributed a total of 464 Shower Quotes, led by these top contributors: