Shower Quotes

464 Shower quotes by 379 unique authors

Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to… — Shia LaBeouf
I always sing Adele in the shower. But everyone should know you never sing an Adele song in public because no one's better than Adele. — Lea Michele
My favorite way to blow off steam is to sing obnoxiously loud in the shower. — Chris Pratt
A working woman could save a few shillings a week, and then every five weeks she'd come in and we'd cut her hair. She could… — Vidal Sassoon
My dad took me out to see a meteor shower when I was a little kid, and it was scary for me because he woke… — Steven Spielberg
I never sing in the shower either. — Barbra Streisand
I don't sing in the shower at all, and I don't sing in the shower, either. — Pia Toscano
You know, I used to say, when people say, 'How do you think about what to write about in the poems every week?' And I… — Calvin Trillin
Now I'm way into suits that I can put on whether I took a shower or not, and wear barefoot and paint my toes black… — Steven Tyler
I like to do weird things in the shower, like drink my coffee, brush my teeth and drink a smoothie. It's good time management. — Michelle Williams
Winter then in its early and clear stages, was a purifying engine that ran unhindered over city and country, alerting the stars to sparkle violently… — Mark Helprin
In the days that follow, he begins to remember things about Moushumi, images that come to him without warning while he is sitting at his… — Jhumpa Lahiri
If you want to really hurt you parents, and you don't have the nerve to be gay, the least you can do is go into… — Kurt Vonnegut
When the heart is hard and parched up, come upon me with a shower of mercy. When grace is lost from life, come with a… — Rabindranath Tagore
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness. — Bill Watterson
Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to… — Jerry Seinfeld
The Germans in basements were pitiable, surely, but at least they had a chance. That basement was not a washroom. They were not sent there… — Markus Zusak
Not that she didn't love almost every boy she'd ever met, and not that every boy in the world didn't totally love her. It was… — Cecily von Ziegesar
There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along… — Yamamoto Tsunetomo
I am no more lonely than a single mullein or dandelion in a pasture, or a bean leaf, or sorrel, or a horse-fly, or a… — Henry David Thoreau
When you live with a woman you learn something every day. So far I have learned that long hair will clog up the shower drain… — Audrey Niffenegger
It was autumn, the springtime of death. Rain spattered the rotting leaves, and a wild wind wailed. Death was singing in the shower. Death was… — Tom Robbins
I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are like the triathalon of female friendship: the Shower, the Bachelorette… — Sloane Crosley
When your dawn theater sounds to clear your sinuses: don't delay. Jump. Those voices may be gone before you hit the shower to align your… — Ray Bradbury
soon I'll finish this 5th of Puerto Rican rum. in the morning I'll vomit and shower, drive back in, have a sandwich by 1 p.m.,… — Charles Bukowski

Who Wrote These Shower Quotes

379 authors contributed a total of 464 Shower Quotes, led by these top contributors: