Shower Quotes

464 Shower quotes by 379 unique authors

Are you truly dirty if you don't take a shower every day? No, but you feel that way. It's the same with running. Just like… — Nina Kuscsik
It takes me 10 minutes to get ready to go out, and that includes the shower. — Josh Brolin
I really enjoyed staying at an encampment at the top of a hill in the Samburu Reserve in Kenya. You reach it on a small… — Cherie Lunghi
Some men, like a wet dog, sprinkle a shower of advice over you when you are least prepared for a bath. — Austin O'Malley
Your shower shoes have fungus on them. You'll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Think classy, you'll be classy.… — Crash Davis
No, what I should really like to do right now, in the full blaze of lights, before this illustrious assembly, is to shower every one… — Knut Hamsun
I was cutting and threading pipe in the tunnels to get water into the shower rooms for athletics. I was repairing old metal windows, fixing… — Tom Baker
One of the things that often gets lost in discussions of depression is that you know it's ridiculous. You know it's ridiculous while you're experiencing… — Andrew Solomon
I don't know, maybe I'm immature, but I still find it funny if I dump cold water on my girlfriend when she's in the shower. — Daniel Tosh
She blinked, sat up, and saw Chris in the bathroom doorway. He'd just gotten out the shower. His hair was damp, and he was dressed… — Dean Koontz
But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house. — Eva Herzigova
I commonly went ashore every day, either upon business, or to recreate myself in the fields, which were very pleasant, and the more for a… — William Dampier
I don't even sing in the shower. — Lara Stone
While everyone else is in the spa, im gonna shower because im Tom Daley — Tom Daley
I prefer to sing in the shower because the acoustics make you sound great, baby. — Naima Adedapo
We cannot get grace from gadgets. In the Bakelite house of the future, the dishes may not break, but the heart can. Even a man… — J. B. Priestley
A thunder-storm!—the eloquence of heaven, When every cloud is from its slumber riven, Who hath not paused beneath its hollow groan, And felt Omnipotence around… — Robert Montgomery
To Jim Duggan, taking a shower is a high risk maneuver. — Bobby Heenan
The hiss of the quenched element, the breakage of the pitcher which I had flung from my hand when I had emptied it, and, above… — Charlotte Bronte
I don't spend as much time on my hair as people think. I get out of the shower, whack some grease on there and I'm… — Chris Isaak
Occasionally when you’re in that zone, striving to operate at your highest levels, you get consumed. You forget to eat and shower. But that can… — Brandon Steiner
After a debauch of thunder-shower, the weather takes the pledge and signs it with a rainbow. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
I sing both in my shower and in my car, mostly in my car, because I have this weird thing - whenever I'm singing to… — Paul McDonald
Well, yeah, I sang to some songs on the radio or in the shower. — Stephen Malkmus
As awesome as it is to be with a big act and get three catered meals a day and get a dressing room with an… — David Nail

Who Wrote These Shower Quotes

379 authors contributed a total of 464 Shower Quotes, led by these top contributors: