Shower Quotes

464 Shower quotes by 379 unique authors

How oft a summer shower has started me; to seek the shelter of a hollow tree — John Clare
There are tiny choices that everyone can make that profoundly affect our collective water use. Like not having the tap on while brushing your teeth,… — Kristen Bell
Don't ever take a shower with a woman, because you'll probably end up proposing to her — Scott Baio
It's difficult for the public to realize how powerful the mind is, and how much pain the mind can give you. When you're depressed, it's… — Rod Steiger
I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and… — Mads Mikkelsen
I dont wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. Thats basically what I smell like. — Mads Mikkelsen
The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my… — Eddie Murphy
Woke up this morning to the incredible news that I was nominated for an Emmy, and a shower full of dog poop. Apparently my dog… — Martha Plimpton
I'm pretty low-maintenance, but I like my time to myself, and once you have a child, you have to fight for it. I remember the… — Gretchen Mol
My brother has two children now, so I've been playing aunt Renee. They're two and four. It's chaos. Moms out there, kudos to you. The… — Renee Zellweger
They had so much rain in New York that a lot of the cabbies had their first shower in years. — Jay Leno
To me, true beauty isn't something that will wash off in the shower at the end of the day. It's something that's still there, before… — Sandra Bullock
In real life you get out of the shower naked, so why wouldn't you do it on screen? It's just a normal thing. — Nicholas Hoult
I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower. — Susan Boyle
I ain't kinda hot, I'm sauna/ I sweat money and the bank is my shower — Lil Wayne
Whats more awkward than doing a shower scene? Rehearsing a shower scene. — Cobie Smulders
These past couple of years have been about learning to not sabotage myself in a subtler way - for instance, even just by putting moisturiser… — Maggie Gyllenhaal
I think at some point every actor has practiced their acceptance speech while they're having a shower. It's fun. — Jared Harris
I like to sing around the bonfire, in my car and in the shower, — Jessica Pare
I use bath gloves in the shower every day. People often comment on my skin and I just tell them that I use bath gloves. — Meagan Good
I'm a big fan of all those singing competition shows. Most recently, I've been into The Voice. It's one of my secrets! And I'm definitely… — Taylor Lautner
When I read the script sometimes, it's like 'Christ! Enough!' I can't sleep at night sometimes. There's the occasional script that just hammers you, that… — Mariska Hargitay
If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. — Groucho Marx
The only guy who's honest is the guy who sings in the shower. Everyone else is a prostitute. — Kim Fowley
You know what’s really good is a greyhound in the shower. — Nick Thune

Who Wrote These Shower Quotes

379 authors contributed a total of 464 Shower Quotes, led by these top contributors: