« All She Wraps Quotes
·
P.J. O'Rourke's Page
She Wraps Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
1 She Wraps quote by P.J. O'Rourke
More Quotes by P.J. O'Rourke
P.J. O'Rourke has 585 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
-
Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
-
Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
-
Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
-
The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
-
There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
-
A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
-
Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
-
Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
-
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
-
Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
-
Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
-
You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
See all 585 quotes by P.J. O'Rourke »
More She Wraps Quotes
Popular She Wraps quotes from across the collection:
-
My wife, like many women, actually LIKES wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries…
— Dave Barry
-
The great loneliness- like the loneliness a caterpillar endures when she wraps herself in a silky shroud and begins the long transformation…
— Elizabeth Lesser
-
A girl who is really pretty - whether she wraps herself in an abayah, a nun's habit, or the front hall rug…
— P.J. O'Rourke
-
I imagine that the goddess of Love has come down from Olympus to visit a mortal. So as not to die of…
— Leopold von Sacher-Masoch
-
hi, puppy." she's not a puppy. She's a girl," Nancy's mother says. Nancy pats me and says, "Good puppy. Nice puppy." When…
— Lauren Myracle
-
She is sitting on frozen ground wrapped in a blanket, her pale skin shining. She smiles and she stands and without words,…
— James Frey
-
When she wraps her arms around my neck, all I want to do is protect this girl for the rest of my…
— Simone Elkeles
See all She Wraps Quotes »
Browse P.J. O'Rourke Quotes by Category