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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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When you see somebody who's got a complaining personality, it usually means that they had some vision of what things could be,…
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Advertising is what you do when you can't go see somebody. That's all it is.
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When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ...…
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We must face the No. 1 critical issue of our day. It is youth crime in general and black-on-black crime in particular.…
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I don't believe in aliens. I don't think aliens or ghosts like black people. We never get abducted; our houses never get…
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It would be great to see somebody like Kid Rock kissing a man. But I'm sure that he wouldn't like the prospect…
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Shooting is a lost art, but nobody wants to see nobody shoot all day. You want to see somebody break somebody off…
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If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid…
— Jack Handey
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Sometimes I can be walking down the street, or riding a bus, and suddenly I see somebody who remind me of somebody…
— Caryl Phillips
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To me, horror is when I see somebody lying. I mean a person I know. A friend. And he's telling me something…
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I may see somebody in a club one night and go, Wow, she's the most attractive girl I've seen in a long…
— Brian Austin Green
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