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Second Quotes by Green Monk
- When you're given a second chance, it's because God thought it was funny when you screwed up the first time and He wants to see…
- I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
- Ladies, if you give men a choice between two things they'll pick the first. They stopped listening and didn't hear the second
- Blowjobs are the second best thing a woman can ever do with her mouth, the first best thing is shutting the fuck up.
- Laughter is the second best medicine. Setting things on fire is first.
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- I put my career in second place throughout both my marriages and it suffered. I don't regret it. You make choices. If… — Lauren Bacall
- Lynn, you are honestly amazing. I have something to look forward to after school everyday. And that's too message you. Our conversations… — Jasmine Laura
- In making a speech one must study three points: first, the means of producing persuasion; second, the language; third the proper arrangement… — Aristotle
- Two things scare me. The first is getting hurt. But that's not nearly as scary as the second, which is losing. — Lance Armstrong
- Animators have to live life 24 times as long as we do - every 24 frames of a second. — Darren Aronofsky
- Second, we have to make the most of the strengths we have, the amenities that many of our competitors cannot replicate. But… — Gerard Arpey