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Saying Quotes by Ellen DeGeneres
- I had no intention of becoming a comedian. I just wanted to make people happy. I tried everything-I shucked oysters, I painted houses, I sold…
- Procrastination isn't the problem. It's the solution. It's the universe's way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast.
- I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. Its been about two months since…
- I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a…
- Catch-and-release, that's like running down pedestrians in your car and then, when they get up and limp away, saying -- 'Off you go! That's fine.…
- I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they're seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that's fine for me.…
- Have you ever heard somebody sing some lyrics that you've never sung before, and you realize you've never sung the right words in that song?…
- Laugh. Laugh as much as you can. Laugh until you cry. Cry until you laugh. Keep doing it even if people are passing you on…
- Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.
- Haiku sounds like I'm Saying hi to someone named Ku. Hi, Ku. Hello.
- I cannot believe they haven't yet come up with a better screening process than the mammogram. If a man had to put his special parts…
- I'm just saying we can all work on our manners. We can say please and thank you. We can be punctual. We can just be…
- Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny jokes to each…
- There are “well-known secrets” out there and there are people who are “so happy they could die.” Sometimes people are so sad they have to…
More Saying Quotes
- If journalists ask you again and again about the same bands, you'll end up saying you hate them just because you're so… — Billie Joe Armstrong
- Geologists have a saying - rocks remember. — Neil Armstrong
- Poetry is simply the most beautiful, impressive, and widely effective mode of saying things. — Matthew Arnold
- Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people. — Mary Kay Ash
- It is vital that there is a narrator figure whom people believe. That's why I never do commercials. If I started saying… — David Attenborough
- We shouldn't be saying 'Save the planet'; we should be saying: 'Save viable conditions in which people can live.' That's what we're… — Margaret Atwood
- I got into trouble a while ago for saying that I thought the internet led to increased literacy - people scolded me… — Margaret Atwood
- Every generation always thinks it was better before, and I think people have been saying this for probably thousands of years. — Paul Auster
- The custom of speaking to God Almighty as freely as with a slave - caring nothing whether the words are suitable or… — Teresa of Avila
- I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then you get… — Jensen Ackles
- The finest command of language is often shown by saying nothing. — Roger Babson
- A wise person does at once, what a fool does at last. Both do the same thing; only at different times. — Lord Acton