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Say Quotes by Craig Ferguson
- Insiders say Obama's pretty comfortable around actors. He should be. He has been 'acting' like he was born in Hawaii for a long time.
- Scientists say over the next hundred years, the coast of California will sink almost five feet. So the presidential candidates need to do something. Mitt…
- There are rumors that there is a John Edwards sex tape. People say it's twenty minutes of Edwards caressing and stroking...And that's just the part…
- Scotland is a much lighter and more fun place than I thought it was. I was miserable when I was there. But it wasn't Scotland's…
- Congratulations to the NBA champion Boston Celtics - they beat the Los Angeles Lakers by 39 points. Or as Hillary Clinton would say, "Too close…
- I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.
- Everything I think of now is too rude to actually say.
- At CBS, I’m in your house. I’m mindful of that. When I do standup, you’re in my home and I can say what I want…
- Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know
- 114 isn't as old as it used to be they say its the new 104.
- I realize that I am not a journalist. So anything I say is not important.
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