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Said Quotes by Tim Vine
- My friend told me he was going to a fancy dress party as an Italian island. I said to him, ‘Don’t be Sicily’.
- So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great,…
- So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't…
- Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwards. I thought 'This is unusual'. And…
- So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
- So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
- So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved.…
- So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
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