"So I rang up my local swimming baths.……" — Tim Vine

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• I'm not trying to win an award for being the best vegetarian, just want to be healthy. Take a salt… — Erykah Badu
• A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we know already. A true good… — Augustine Birrell
• I love doing normal things - movies, shopping, going out with friends, writing, reading, taking hot bubble baths - that's… — Christina Aguilera
• Right now I'm just delighted to be alive and to have had a nice long bath. — Richard Branson
• If you go out on the Appalachian Trail, you have to bring so much more equipment - a tent, sleeping… — Bill Bryson
• Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid… — Anthony Burgess
• Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. — Woody Allen
• Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine. — Thomas Aquinas
• "None is good, save One, that is, God", as the Lord Jesus bath said. The rest are only tools in… — Swami Vivekananda
• Prayer is the inner bath of love into which the soul plunges itself. — John Vianney
• To be humbly ashamed is to be plunged in the cleansing bath of truth. — George MacDonald
• I love drinking now and then. It defecates the standing pool of thought. A man perpetually in the paroxysm and… — Robert Burns

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