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You Quotes by Tim Vine
- People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff you're not tempted to put swearing in. All…
- If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.
- One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there with his 12-year-old son and they're…
- As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a comic that you're able to still access that…
- So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said 'Sure, you look great,…
- So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't…
- So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'
- I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
- So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends where you're calling from.'
- I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.
- You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.
- Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.
- If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.
- My house is a bit like a teenager's bedroom. The kind of pictures you have hanging up on your wall say a lot about you.…
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- Having been a child actor, I remember how directors would trick me to get good performances out of me. I don't think… — Asia Argento
- In Italy the censor is very old and there are many judges and psychiatrists who analyse you. — Dario Argento
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- I'd take precision any day over power; as far as being tactical you know you have to see what's going on in… — Alexis Arguello
- Haiti, Haiti, the further I am from you, the less I breathe. Haiti, I love you, and I will love you always.… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- When you care about human beings, you do your best to not repress and to not let people to repress and to… — Jean-Bertrand Aristide